Sunday, December 04, 2005

Lower Education

As I work on my statements of purpose for my grad school applications, I've come to the conclusion that academic writing is a crime against humanity.

I've hired an "admissions consultant" to look over my stuff before I apply. She's got like 30 years of experience doing this, works at Harvard, and, from what I can see, knows more than most about putting together a solid college application.

She just returned the first draft of my statement of purpose for Stanford. And she made very few comments on the essay's substance, but has strongly advised me to change the tone from casual (and humorous) to formal. Which, to me, means boring. I don't doubt that that's good advice, either. Anyone who's ever written or read an A+ college essay, knows that they're written in a suicidally dull tone. Not that students should be encouraged to distract from their paper topic by goofing around on the page, but at what point did dead and oblique jumbles of sentences become the signature of "intelligent writing"?

From my experience with students, it seems this style of writing hasn't accomplished anything except to turn people off from learning. Which, obviously, is the opposite of what academia is trying to achieve. Of course, it's typical American to put tradition and formality over quality and effectiveness.

2 comments:

Crumbolst said...

I know what you mean. The academic writer has a sort of emotional or personal distance from the subject. I think it's a real shame. And it's absurd to have to create that distance in a personal statement.

WeSailFurther said...

I find that many times English teachers only care about is whether their kids can write papers. What they should care about, which is probably the same, is whether or not their kids can write in effective efficient english. Probably their goals are the same, but they harp on the papers.

And many times these essays we write as grown ups are graded by machines. ETS uses machines! Look it up!

Jarrett