I decided that since I've been bored, and have my evenings free, I should start dating people again. To facilitate this, I've revived my Match.com profile. I've been on a handful of dates the past week or two and have had a good time and met some cool girls. I don't think any of them are going to become long termers. I'm not emotionally ready for that at the moment, I think. And because of that, I realized that in a sense I'm lying to my dates about my intentions, which I guess makes me a dick. Well, I don't enjoy being a dick (even if it is convenient, and even if I suspect most girls secretly prefer to date dicks who treat them like shit), so to assuage my conscience I took out an ad on Craig's List that basically said "Who wants to meet tonight for some sex?"
Ads like that glut the casual encounters section of CL, and I always suspected they were posted by desperate people who knew the ad was going to go unanswered. Oh how wrong I was. It turns out there are lots of girls who are willing to meet you on a moment's notice for a good romp. They don't care who you are or what you look like, as long as you're clean, disease free, and can supply a solid pounding. Amazing. However, I have not yet taken advantage of any of these girls. I was too shocked that they even exist to respond to the first few emails I got. But I've emailed a few just to chat, and went on a "date" with one to see how we clicked and if we might start up a "friends with benefits" relationship. (So far it's looking promising.)
Turns out there is a world of rampant casual fucking that one only needs the courage to enter. Money, looks, age, personality -- none of the usual factors apply. Balls are everything. And I am tempted. Oh, so tempted. I want to dive right in. Hump every girl on Long Island. And I've got some big balls, but I'm not sure they're quite that big just yet.
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6 comments:
Dude, you're my new hero! Nice work! Just getting out there and going on dates is the best kind of training, and touches upon so many levels. Way to stay in the game. Nice strategy keeping it all low-key, low-pressure.
Now if you go ahead with your craigslist casual sex plans, well that's a whole nother dimension. I may build a little shrine. If you do do that, I'd better be seeing a lot more blog postings. :p
Train all winter and then you can come to Montreal in the early summer and just wreak havoc!
You're my hero as well. I echo olman's remarks and add that you have an excellend dating entrepreneurial spirit. Nice.
I'm a woman and a little tipsy tonight, but I think you are my here, too.
In regards to previous comment - that was, "herO." I blame the wine. Nice blog.
A tipsy woman praises my blog but does so anonymously? How am I supposed to get you in the sack if I don't know who you are?!
I hope you catch something and your dick falls off. I'm sick to death with men looking for fuck buddies.
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