Sunday, February 12, 2006
Blizzard blogging
With nothing else to do while the white storm rages, I've been adding items to my amazon.com wish list. And for deep-rooted Freudian reasons that I don't understand, I decided to see what happens if one searches for "dildos" at Amazon.com. Lo and behold: amazon sells dildos. When they say "Amazon.com and you're done," they aren't kidding.
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That's not a blizzard! It's called a snowfall.
It's true; only Long Island's complete pussyness makes this weather worth talking about. Nevertheless, it was a big deal for us.
I made snowballs!
I'm just envious because we didn't get a single flake from that system. It got sucked dry by the time it reached the maritimes.
Actually, it reminded me of the drive up to Montreal. David's car was sliding all over the place while all the locals, who were clearly prepared for the weather with like snow tires and stuff, were zooming all around us. Being prepared makes all the difference. And Long Island doesn't know how to prepare anything other than traffic. (Traffic is the only weather we get.) Even today, I got home from errands and had to push this dude's BMW out of our driveway; its tires were just spinning all over the place. Who takes a Beamer out in weather like this w/o at least changing the tires?
Anyway, I'm sure you'll get more snow soon enough. I was hoping we wouldn't get any this year, but alas!
Don't be hating on my car! Those were all-weather tires, son!
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