I fucking love M&M's so fucking much I could fucking die
Those of you who have my home address should feel free to send me personalized M&M's. Those of you who would like my home address for the purpose of mailing me personalized M&M's should email me.
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Anonymous
said...
Sweet!
...but I don't think anyone wants you to die, so perhaps I should confiscate your M&Ms, old chum.
7 comments:
Sweet!
...but I don't think anyone wants you to die, so perhaps I should confiscate your M&Ms, old chum.
Oh, I'm sure there's at least one person out there who wants me to die.
a coworker offered me some m&ms today. totally out of the blue. he's not even someone i'm good friends with. coincidence? i think not!
i'm sure even that "crazy chick" (or dude), who's obsessed with you, um, 'cause everybody's got one, doesn't want you to die.
Then I'll just have to try harder, damnit.
Dude. Check this out...
Coincidence? I think not!
Sweet! Now I know there's still a future for me even after I go to prison!
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