Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I do not have glaucoma.

Not that I really thought I did have glaucoma, but I got new glasses at LensCrafters a month or so ago and the dude there who did my eye exam said he was "concerned about [my] pressure." So I finally got to an opthamologist this morning and had it confirmed that not only do I not have glaucoma, but I am at low risk for glaucoma. Three cheers for something not being wrong with me for once.

Now that I know my eyes are healthy, I'm going to go stare into the sun.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what does the sun look like? I couldn't find him today.

Mustapha Mond said...

Unexpectedly, the sun looks like this.

Anonymous said...

The sun's hot!

Anonymous said...

The Sun is a woman and she looks like this.

Steve Miller said...

Don't believe the opthamologist 100%. You should still smoke pot regularly just in case your eye pressure decides to randomly increase.

Mustapha Mond said...

Every time you post I learn there is even more depth to your wisdom.

Anonymous said...

Steve Miller, or should I say, Dr. Miller, I have a question for you. The question is this: Can you recommend living in Maryland, on the Eastern Shore in particular? I am a sailor. I have a sailboat and I sail as often as possible. This is not enough sailing for me as I love sailing. Perhaps as much as you and Mustapha love motorcycling. I have applied to a HS in Cambridge Maryland, in Dorchester County.

What can you say about Dorchester? Is Talbot County much different? Is Easton any good?

Spill.

Thanks Mustapha. A lot.

Steve Miller said...

I can recommend the Eastern Shore above any other part of MD. It's pretty nice. Cambridge is in a good location... Easton is good for retirees who want to play golf, but my impression is that sailors much prefer places like St. Michaels or Fenwick Island. I'd prefer Cambridge simply because it's so much closer to the beach.

But what do I know, I'm moving to the mountains.

Mustapha Mond said...

If you move to Maryland, I'll cry.

Anonymous said...

don't cry. come with me! be by DC. lots to do there. professionally and personally.

thanks, dr miller!

I'll be in DC in July and will check out the joint thoroughly. do you think it's possible to bike from DC to Cambridge?

Steve Miller said...

You mean on a bicycle?

It sure wouldn't be pleasant, and maybe not possible over the Bay Bridge.