Monday, May 01, 2006
You know what's good?
Salami is good. So so good. It's greasy and fatty and spicy and you can wrap it around cheese and crackers and hard bread, and even enjoy it with wine. Fucking incredible. And where does it come from? Pig parts? I don't believe it. More likely there is a magic salami palace in the sky and if you do the magic salami dance magic salami rains down upon you. Salami must come from the heavens. It is that<>that good.
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I almost never eat pig products. I'm sure that has to do with my Jewish upbringing, which means the only time I'm inclined to order pig is in a chinese restaurant. Everywhere else, pig is just gross.
On the other hand, when I was in Italy i ate prosciuto like it was going out of style. MAN, it was amazing. I've never had prociuto like that here. It was like butter. Meaty butter.
Ok, that sounds gross too. But it wasn't.
Um. Yeah.
Today I had bacon with breakfast, tuna for lunch, tow hot dogs waiting for college class to start (with sauerkraut & mustard and an ice cold diet coke), and for dinner I had leftover chicken.
The animal kingdom: 0, me: 4
Pig is what keeps me from being a vegetarian. What is a world without bacon? I know some vegetarians who, on occasion eat bacon...Pig has that much power. And that is just bacon, that is only the beginning!
MMmmm meaty butter!
it's getting down right Lord of the Flies-ish in here.
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