1. Yo mama so fat were in her right now
2. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
3. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
4. Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
5. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
6. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
7. Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
8. Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
*BONUS JOKE!!*: Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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